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Step 1: Get an empty bucket, go into the bathroom, flip the bucket over and set it on the ground in front of the mirror.
Step 2: Sit down on the bucket and face the mirror.
Step 3: Say this outloud to yourself......"I never got hugged enough as a child".
Step 4: Repeat Step 3 as many times as it takes until you feel an overwhelming desire for other people's attention.
Step 5: Install Skype on your computer and start recording podcasts.
Step 6: Save the empty bucket as a symbol to remind yourself of the empty feeling inside that will never go away, no matter how many podcasts you do, or listeners you get.
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you just hit the nail on Jack the Faggot's head
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I can help you out Rocco, you know Im always here to root on my spin offs! Just PayPal me $75 and I can send you my new ebook, "How to start your own JTR Spin off Podcast". I will tell you the software, equipment and even log into your PC remotely and help you out with any technical issues.
PM me if interested bro..
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Fuck podcasts - start doing bootcamps.
Find some fuckwits in your neighborhood and take them sarging at McDonalds for $100 a night each.
Don't forget to video and/or take lots of photos for our amusement...sorry, encouragement.
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I normally sarge at KFC, because it's easier to open with lines such as 'I like the look of your breast', shows I'm cocky and funny and ALPHA. I then normally DHV with something like, 'That bargin bucket reminds me a lot like this chicks vagine I fucked last night after I was finished with her; Greasy and loose!'
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If that gets you women.....I swear I have lost faith in all humanity
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I thought of podcasting even before there was an internet. I wasn't born yet, but I thought, hey, if I'm conceived and if 20 years later there's something called an internet, it would be cool if there were podcasts.
Good luck Rocko. Technically, it would be one of my spinoffs so I'll hassle you unless you give me shout-outs on every show (I crave validation because I'm an insecure 12 year old girl on the inside)
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Looks like JTR has a new account.
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